We invented the internet!

Welcome to our new website!

One day we woke up and thought;

"You know what would be great? What if there was a place people could go, but not actually physically go, where people could be in their homes or, you know, at Morrisons... and still see ‘content’ from us and find out about our show. Maybe it could be electronic and exist like in the sky or an underground box somewhere in the Navada desert or something? And what if to see this place, we made sure that everyone had the right magic box device type thing like a phone? And although most people would use the magic box to look at porn or be racist, we could be a shining light, a beacon of hope in a world of garbage people. Wouldn't that be amazing?" 

And thus the information superhighway was born. 

I think what we're saying is that we sort of made the internet happen. But don't thank us, we're too humble for glowing praise. Anyway, we did and we made this website so you can see what the hell we're up to and what we're doing next. Isn't your life just totally complete now?

In celebration here is a little thank you video from us for taking the time to come here and indulge us. We 'love' you.

H&J x